Sunday, Jun. 02, 2002 / 1:04 p.m.

~Fucking Yahoo!, Fucking Netscape Communicator 4.5, Fucking Popup Fucking Ads, Fucking 486 Computer with 14.4 Dialup Modem~

I just spent close to an hour, yeah, close to an hour of my life fucking wasted, writing in great detail the events of yesterday, when I decided to include my horoscope from my Yahoo! start page, but Yahoo! has all these popup ads now, all these banner ads with plug-ins and shit, and you just never know when they're going to appear, as each time you go there you get different ads, right? So I open up another window, and a popup opens, I immediately close it and there goes Netscape 4.5. CRASH! Meanwhile I'm trying to Cascade my windows, anything to save what I wrote, trying to get to it, it was right there, covered up by this other window which wouldn't do anything, and it was fucking gone. I had to hit the reset button on my PC. Dead. I couldn't do control+alt+delete, nothing. Gone.

All because of fucking Yahoo! and a version of Netscape I can't possibly upgrade without permanently deleting the current one, and believe me I've tried. Over and over. Every time I download it, which takes hours!, I get this message telling me there is not nearly enough space on my hard drive to fit it all in. Fucking piece of shit ancient computer.

Know what? Too fucking bad. I know what's been happening to me the past three days, I'll never forget it in my entire life, the rest remaining that is. Why was I writing it? For whom? For YOU? Who are YOU?

So fuck it. Yeah. It was long and interesting, and probably wacky as usual, but fuck it. I'm getting offline now. Piece of shit fucking computer that takes forever to do the simplest fucking things. Fucking 486 DX2 that doesn't even have a slot for me to put in an internal modem like the one Guenter was fucking GIVING me for FREE! Fucking upgradeable piece of shit that's not really upgradeable at all, and yeah, sure, couldn't I have taken all the money I just spent on ink and put it into a new 'puter? Fuck that. Priorities man. Priorities.

This never happens to me anymore. This losing a diary entry crap. It happens to other people and I read about it and I think, Yeah, that happened to me once, long ago..... not anymore.

Gone. If I were a computer genius I would've found a way to retrieve that window, but I hit every key in every combination, or close to it, and all I could do was reboot.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

And I am so fucking sick of all the fucking SPAM email! Jesusfuckingchrist! I NEVER got spam in my main account, NEVER, until Diaryland. I just got something else, seconds ago. Porn, Mortgages, Viagra, Enlarge my Penis, I don't even have a fucking penis! How the fuck am I supposed to enlarge something I don't even have? And who is this "Ericka" chick? Hi, I'm Ericka, wanna fuck me? No, no I don't! I want you OUT of my email inbox!

Oh man. Why did I even log on? You know? I wanted to update my little stupid online diary, write about the amazing experiences I've been having, the people I've met, but you know what? Fuck it.

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