Here's a little song to my obssessive "Number One Fan", in Portland, Oregon:
Hello Portland! AT&T user! No, I don't know who you are, I only know you have no life You used to spend your days clicking on my Old guestbook, the one that's nothing but a black page You used to click every day Looking for what? Lost treasure?
Now, you've discovered my diary is unlocked So you click here instead Several times a day Because you have no life
My suggestion to you, Sister, get outside, it can't be all rain in Portland! You must have some sunny days too You must have some purpose in your life Besides trying to figure mine
I hope the dreary Portland weather Doesn't make you suicidal I hear it's a great place to live And you lucky girl, you have Powell's Bookstore too!!!
Oh, if I were in Portland I'd find better things to do I'd tell AT&T to cancel my account I'd get a job at Powell's I'd read books and drink coffee And find someone to love, to take my mind off of.... Joleen, my first love
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